Happy Friday! This week we had the third impeachment of a U.S. President in the history of the nation. Am I blogging about that? Nah. Instead, I have been finding a lot of weird listings online lately, and they seem to be getting more common. With that being said, let's take a look at some of the most... unique... listings for sale on Facebook.
1. For your Irish Lover?
This heart shaped potato is supposedly priceless. I suppose this would make a great wedding ring replacement if you elope with a leprechaun?
For those of us who know anything about potatoes, this is what we call a "misshapen potato". No offence to the potato, but it's just a regular potato. Nothing special about it.
Next...
2. WHAT IS THAT?!
This is the creepiest piggy bank I have ever laid eyes on. This is nightmares. I hate it. It's no wonder why the listing was lowered to $25... creepy coin-consuming clowns are not the craze.
But I suppose a creepy clown piggy bank would be good at teaching kids to be... penny-wise.
The description of the listing, I have to add, was also insane due to one suggestion.
"Would make a unique Christmas gift."
Who do you HATE THAT MUCH?! Who would want to unwrap a pretty box, only to find THIS psycho clown staring up at them?!
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| "FEED ME YOUR PENNIES, CHILD" |
Next we have another creepy looking thing...
3. Ah yes... another CLOWN.
Why is there so much creepy clown merch so close to me?
What is this used for? I don't know and I don't care just keep it away from me.
4. An Urn
This next one is the urn I have listed for sale in my Facebook group, Basil's Attic. (Quick Promo Time) I'm selling approximately 75% of my belongings, so if you are on Facebook and interested in buying stuff... join my Facebook group here!
Okay back to other listings I've found...
5. Cat Butt
I censored it out but... Cat Butt Gum? No thanks.
Next..
6. Back to Potatoes...
$150 worth of Mr. Potato Head.
Why?
Am I the only one wondering why I'd need to buy 10+ potatoes worth of Mr. Potato Head?
I feel like this is excessive.
7. Faceless Dolls
8. Oh look, more unsettling dolls...
The thing I have against this doll, if you haven't guessed, is that it looks like it is being suffocated beneath all that plastic packaging.
I don't even like looking at it because it makes me feel incredibly uncomfortable...
Poor child...
9. "For the clown lover (or hater)"...
At least this creepy clown is only $5.
It isn't AS CREEPY as the others, I would give him a 5/10 on the creepy scale. However, this is definitely not something I want staring at me from the shelf.
10. Some more clowns... (Why are there SO many clowns for sale?)
11. Caroline
When I was younger, I remember my mother had a doll about 12 inches tall that stood in her bedroom doorway.
I hated it so much. It was so creepy.
And now, here is a creepy doll for sale that looks a lot like it...
Thanks Facebook Marketplace, I hate it.
And this one's name is Caroline, which is an inherently creepy name for a doll. Almost as bad as Annabelle or Chucky.
12. STUMPY
What could I even say about Stumpy the one pegged mannequin?
He's precious and although he's a weird listing, he deserves a nice home.
Stumpy isn't necessarily creepy... maybe a tad, but he's no clown bank, that's for sure.
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| "Forget Mr. Claus, I AM COMING TO TOWN THIS YEAR!!!" |
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Well, thanks for reading! Do you agree with my thoughts? Would you buy any of these items? Let us know in the comments below! :)
~Credits~
Antique Clown
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/608383239699216/
Ashton Drake Dolls
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2651490794932309/
Cat Butt Gum
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/shops/item/2441827555914758/?referral_story_type=shop_pdp_share_deep_link&referral_code=shops_pdp_share
Cast Iron Clown Bank
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/816698335453214/
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/511390516120907/
Clown
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2469849816430487/
Handmade Primative Farmhouse Dolls
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1785989044868110/
Heart-Shaped Potato
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/2594319397288299/
Official Disney Potato Head
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/918380595225208/
Vintage "Caroline"
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/533356580582928/
Vintage Porcelain Clown Figure
https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/563749401030552/
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